Party Cake – Labour Party Membership

By Seema Chandwani | Twitter @SeemaChandwani

So I decided after years of being a Labour supporter to join the Labour Party last year and I found myself in a cult of acronyms, GCs; CLPs; NPFs; GLA; NECs; WTF; OMG; HELP!!!

I remember the first meeting I went to, I had that strange feeling of going to a new school on your first day. As people who bake cakes are normally nice, friendly and non threatening I looked for someone with that ‘Mr Kipling Glint’ in their eye to sit next to – I found someone who looked like they may have made rice crispy cakes as a child, that would do!

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Bird Flu – The Lib Dem Virus

By Seema Chandwani | Twitter @SeemaChandwani

A new Bird Flu epidemic has gripped the UK! The public are being asked to be vigilant and report any cases immediately. Symptoms of contaminated birds include:

  • Normally yellow coloured feathers which have turned blue
  • Uncontrollable tendency to be hypocritical
  • Severe amnesia or selective memory loss
  • High levels of denial

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